ME GRANMA
By John Reddin

I sit up on me Granma’s knee
An angel of a child
And she will almost never see
The things that make Mum wild

I broke a window in the house
I didn’t mean to do it
I had a stone in my right hand
And all I did was threw it

Me Granma tells me “It’s all right
My clever little boy”
It’s all your Mother's fault you see,
You need another toy”

So then she goes and buys me one
And I have lots of fun
Until I go break somethin’ else
And get smacked on me bum

I climb back up on Granma’s knee
An angel of a child
And she will never ever see
The things that make mum wild